photography at its finest <3

mazarinedrake:

Aggressive/Dramatic Zuko that make me giggle.

Zuko is basically the most perfectly accurate teenager ever to appeal on TV.

noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

instinctualization:

Under the Skin

The Replies

Why are so many replying to my tumblr post because it’s related to not really getting the whole anti-onision craze? I simply just don’t follow it.

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Lol xD I love how people quickly reply to anything pro-onision. Until someone gives me sufficient evidence I won’t agree with anyone. End of story.

Onision's Unnecessary Hatred

we-are-the-unholy:

I still don’t understand the hatred for Onision. I’ll admit I was almost fooled but looking deeper into the “evidence”, no matter the amount of links or videos given to attempt to talk about him badly, I’m not convinced. I still enjoy his videos. Things on the internet can…

Not really, as I said I’m not a huge fan nor hater. I really can’t believe things given to me from the internet. Whether a bad man or not, is it so bad I just don’t agree with the criticism or the “evidence”? Again, not everything is true unless admitted by a source or a neutral witness. If he did many bad things, shouldn’t he be in jail by now? Why isn’t he suffering the consequences for the absurd things? I’m entitled to my own opinions and if I don’t believe it then I don’t.

Daily Reminder

eloiweird:

And that’s July 2nd,

Its the 3,076th day since onision created his first youtube channel and the 323th day since the Turtlegate scandal. 

Remember, Ted Baxter,

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Or the fact that people like we-are-the-unholy or atalantasarrow just don’t get it.

Im eloiweird, good night and good luck.

How are those things related? A single YouTube Channel created the same day of a bad event. What about the many other channels that were made that day as well? Shouldn’t they be singled out as well?

Onision's Unnecessary Hatred

bananatears:

we-are-the-unholy:

we-are-the-unholy:

I still don’t understand the hatred for Onision. I’ll admit I was almost fooled but looking deeper into the “evidence”, no matter the amount of links or videos given to attempt to talk about him badly, I’m not convinced. I still enjoy his videos. Things on the internet can…

I still won’t be convinced. Sorry.

then thats your problem.  there is literally so much evidence against him, but if you want to stay ignorant to what hes done i wont stop you

It’s not ignorance if I’m aware of the things said against him. I just choose not to believe it because of how far-fetched it seems because unless there was a neutral witness to verify that certain things actually happened and not someone who hates him from the internet (the source of outrageous things) then okay I’ll believe it but I just can’t seem to wrap my head around it. I’m not a die hard fan nor a die hard hater but unless I was there to witness it or there was physical and factual evidence then okay I’ll believe. You wouldn’t believe everything on the internet right? They said there was a cure for AIDS plus a patent number was made public on the internet (i.e. 9GAG), but looking deeper into it, it isn’t a cure for AIDS but many people believe what they see on the internet. Just because “evidence” is public on the internet doesn’t mean it’s automatically deemed true. Now what’s more concerning; trying to make people with their own opinions believe one comedy youtuber’s wrong doings or issues that are actually worth arguing about?

Onision's Unnecessary Hatred

we-are-the-unholy:

I still don’t understand the hatred for Onision. I’ll admit I was almost fooled but looking deeper into the “evidence”, no matter the amount of links or videos given to attempt to talk about him badly, I’m not convinced. I still enjoy his videos. Things on the internet can…

I still won’t be convinced. Sorry.

Onision’s Unnecessary Hatred

I still don’t understand the hatred for Onision. I’ll admit I was almost fooled but looking deeper into the “evidence”, no matter the amount of links or videos given to attempt to talk about him badly, I’m not convinced. I still enjoy his videos. Things on the internet can be true or false. Anyone can post whatever on the internet. By the way, why are you concerned on facts that you find on the internet that you do not know for a fact if it’s true or not on a man who isn’t destroying the whole goddamn world? Because your life sucks and you choose to nit-pick at others. As a wise man once said, “go fuck yourself :D”

sixpenceee:

here’s something to lighten up your mood !

sk-raveness:

drucila616:

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Reblogging because there are some sassy little shits out there.